Well. Here I am again. Tomorrow is my birthday. Some of my friends are not really allowing me to turn 29 so I guess I will come clean...I will be 32. Plus 1. Plus 1. Plus 1. Plus 1. Plus 1.
I think this is the perfect time to talk about my new Bumble Bee necklace I bought today. It is an early bday gift. Thank God for Target. Next lets talk about how just because you are a country star named Reba and have another TV show, it doesn't mean all the other country stars can do guest spots because most of them can't act. You can't all be a triple threat like me. So let me seeeeeee...I spent some time with my mom this past weekend. She took a sleeping pill and was hilarious. I recorded it. It will be used at a later date. Expect it. I really don't enjoy grammar. Never have, never will. I am pretty sure nobody holds this against me. I haven't been unfriended in a long time. It would be real nice to lose 20 lbs by tomorrow. Just sayin'.
My cats are doing just fine. Thanks for asking. Have you ever had that feeling where you think your animals are finally ganging up on you and gonna do you in? Yeah. Me neither. If I am not alive tomorrow is was Lola. I think it would be nice if for once I could win a damn purse from Country Outfitters. They keep having those damn contests that are clearly rigged. I have already half way talked myself out of working out. That would mean no TacoVia. I can live with that. It's not like they are gonna close. I will be so mad if they close tomorrow!!!! I have been emotionally attached to Season 2 of Girls more that Season 1. I feel more Hannah than ever. Even though I have lots of shoes, I still need more. Like one more pair. Ok maybe 7. I could also use another new kitten. And I'm done.
Peace Out!
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