Michael Phelps, Will You Marry Me?

I am not likely to take a husband. Some would say this is 100 % true. Others would disagree. I like the idea of waiting to see what happens. However...if Michael would like to make me his wife...well then, GAME ON!

I have recently been called fickle by my mother. Clearly she hasn't kept up with my love life.
The list always goes like this:
1. Dave Grohl
2. Ryan Gosling
3. George Brett
4. George Clooney
5. Michael Phelps
6. Zac Efron
7. Jon Hamm
8. Ryan Reynolds...this one ties with George Brett for longest crush
9. Shai LaBeouf

These are in no perticular order, because I would make out with all of them the same amount. Some have come and have been kicked out of the club, but these 9 are tops! Most of them have dark hair and eyes. A few of them are a hotmess but nothing I can't handle. They all know about each other so no drama up in my dreams. Ahhhh, life is good with this top 9 list. 


With all these crushes, where would I ever find time for a real man? Especially between them and my 3 cats! 


As if I haven't sold you on having a faux relationship with someone famous already, let me say one more thing. We never fight. In my faux relationship, we have everything we want, including every game system and games known to man. All of our cars are paid off and I carry that Electric Blue Mahala Jimmy Choo Bag...even to the gym. 


Come on over to my side folks. 49 % crazy but 51% faaaaaabulous!