I know I am not the only person that feels this way. I suppose some could want to be with their dogs, but they won't have as much fun. Dogs do not lay still and suddenly jump up and dash to another room. Dogs also do not try to sit on top of the TV but because they are fat-asses, fall off over and over again. Another thing a cat will do is sometimes snub you unless you feed them fresh chicken cutlets. Now that's the kind of companion I am looking for! They will also give you dirty look after dirty look if you haven't cleaned the litter box in a few days. This doesn't happen often in my house because I am obsessed with it NOT smelling like dirty cat poops. The kids catbox is literally in a back room, in the closet that is cracked just enough for a 5 pound cat to shimmy through. The room is filled with oils, scent things and melted wax crap. To further protect the dirty cat poops scent to leave the room...the door is cracked. Sometimes it smells better in that room than the rest of the house.
So now that you know I am a freak, you won't be alarmed when I tell you I sweep every day, I shake my sheets and blankets out each time before I make my bed and I dress my cats up according to the weather. Ok. I'm totes kidding about the sweeping every day. No, no, I'm actually kidding about making my bed.
So, today I just want to be with my cats. When I woke up I literally had to pull Elizabeth Taylor out from underneath me. And she was still alive. She dug her way under me to sleep. Now that is love.
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