Dude! Who jacked with the layout of my blog?

Oh yeah. I did. It looks like crap. Which is fitting cause I feel like crap. Today is a day where I may rip someone a new one. It will be sad for them but hilarious for me cause I have a streak of evil. It isn't my fault though. Yes, this is a theme with me. Whatevvvvvvss. Anyway, I have been on a journey to get fit. I lost it somewhere. Most likely at Taco Bell but because I can't eat anything there right now...I can't even go and look for it. I have managed to cut sugar out of my life...but those damn carbs. They are like a pair of your favorite shoes that stink because you wear them with no socks and it's 76546 degrees out all the time. Not even bad carbs. I made Mac-n-Cheese for the kids I nanny and I had a minicarbbreakdown. I literally shoveled 4 spoonfuls into my mouth faster than I could have snatched $100 out of someone's hands whilst waving it and saying "here ya go, take this from me please!!!". I now sit here, feeling depressed. Like I have ruined my life. It should not be so hard. So now, my new, new thing is gonna be running. How fun will those blog entries be???? I'm gonna start tomorrow so keeps your eyes peeled either on the streets, for my limp body or, my blog for hilarious posts of my journey. Peace out bitches! I say that with love, remember, I hate everyone today.