Getting A Job...

Have you ever wondered if you could work your game skills into a job interview? I think it is time to give it a whirl. I mean, if you cant gain bonus points for being a go getter whilst sitting on the couch watching TV then screw this life! If it wasn't for all my extra activities on my phone and computer, I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I have already read every book ever, and went to college soooooooo.....

I imagine it to go a little something like this: 

Q: What makes you qualified for this job?
A:  Are you kidding me??? Not only do I nanny, I also have a Fashion Store, Bakery, several fish tanks, a farm, restaurant and I can maneuver a Rainbow Unicorn through the sky while dodging stars and ledges.

Q: Do you manage your time well?
A: Uhhhh, YEAH! I can harvest numerous crops, sell earrings, clothing and shoes, bake delicious pies and cupcakes and serve a mean Philly Cheese steak Sammy like a rockstar all in about 2 hours...DAILY!!

Q:  What positive outlook can you bring to this company?
A:  WOW. You really are not listening to me are you?? Have you seen my Facebook page? Not only can I  manage all my online businesses but I can also take multiple photographs of Barbies, small children, dogs and the occasional cat and post them at a rapid rate. I also find time to make status updates. If you hire me you are basically getting a multitask-er of all that is amazing and I can type sorta fast.

Q:  What are your long term goals?
A:  Great question! I would like to see myself opening a few more boutiques and bakeries in the near future as well as figuring out a way to download Zoo Tycoon to my phone. That way I can add zoo keeper to my list of duties. I think it is important that I show I can work with animals as well.

Q: Is there anything else you want us to know about you?
A:  YES!!! So glad you asked!!! I also find enough time in my day to tweet and stalk various celebrities and pin the shit out of things on Pinterest. Speaking of stalking...I can find dirt on ANYONE!!! So....do I get the job???

I have not heard back.....