Yeah. I just wanted to say that again out loud.
It was a hot and sweaty night. Seriously. I was sweaty the whole evening. It didn't help that I walked up 436473647746 flights of stairs and then drank. Some of you don't know but I am allergic to most beers. I always get red cheeks and sometimes...depending on the cheapness of the beer, it feels like I have a wicked sunburn. So there I am. Sitting on a leather couch in the front row of all the fabulous people I like and Jon yells to me from the stage " Jenn!!! I have to get a picture with you!!!" And I was all " Jon!!! Calm down! There is plenty of time." However, before I knew it he hopped down from the stage and grabbed my hand and the rest is history. Like Fox 4 News history, bitches!
I wasn't able to attract any attention from Jake Johnson which I am still a bit bitter about. As far as Eric Stonestreet and I...he hated me. I was crushed. Then I got angry. Then sad again. Now I'm completely over it, but I gots hisss number!
You know what else I want to talk about? People who get all up in your grill at the grocery store. Who the hell do they think they are? No, I don't need you to type my PIN # in or write my check for me. You can pay my bill but other than that, get the f#ck out of my grocery store line area!!! And why is it never some hot guy with an accent that is new in town and needs a tour guide? I think my attitude would change slightly if that was what was breathing down my neck in line.
So lets wrap this completely obnoxious blog post up with my new love of Duck Dynasty. OMG!!!!!! I love them! They call themselves rednecks, but the only redneck thing I see about them is their love to eat squirrel. They be some classy country folk! I may or may not have stayed up till 4am watching a marathon the other night. That makes me a Rockstar, I know.
One last thing...I made several grammatical errors that my cursor will not let me correct. This is my iPads fault and NOT a reflection of skipping English class during high school. Just kidding. It is a complete reflection of that. Don't skip classes!
Now, go look at all my cat pictures!!
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