Ewwwwww...this is a tricky subject title. I do not need any of you fools...I mean friends, to comment on it. We all know what is wrong with me. I belong in Hollywood, on the big screen. However, I have settled in Kansas for the time being. Hollywood isn't really ready for me yet.
So, back to the task at hand. What is wrong with me? First...I haven't been to the gym in a week. Blah. Second, I totes have a raging case of Cell Phone Elbow. It could be Tennis Elbow but the only activity my right arm gets is being on my phone. I do everything on my phone. Who needs an office when you have a small device with massive powers that you can hold in your little hand whilst it radiates your entire body. Exactly. So third, I don't have DVR anymore. How the hell do you watch 14 shows a night that are all on at the same time without a DVR? If you have a DVR stop reading this now, because I hate you. I am having trouble thinking of the fourth one because 90210 just came on and all my problems melted away. Ok, fourth problem, I'm obsessed with 90210. Fifth problem is I have 3 cats on a 1 cat budget. Stanley eats like a hog due to his IBS he has acquired through our years together. Let's see...I have started a dream board because I really want a Wii, PlayStation and Xbox. We will call that problem six.
I think I'm gonna wrap it up. If I talk much more about my issues, I will never take a husband. Haha! Oh wait! I just figured out the seventh "what is wrong with me", I thought about taking a husband. That is all.
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