Have You Ever?

Let's play a little game, shall we??? It is called "Have You Ever?". In order to protect myself, I will simply be posing random questions. That way you can a) take this quiz on your own, b) give said quiz to friends or c) imagine what my answers may be.

Are you ready??? Let's go!!!!

1. Have you ever done all your laundry and then decided to clean the house so you put on a bra that is too small because you don't want to dirty your good boob protectors and your ladies pop out the entire time you clean?

2. Have you ever held on to a pair of pants with holes in them and wear them even if you have a roommate and say " don't look at the holes in my pants!" every time you see them?

3. Have you ever looked at a stick of soft butter and thought "hmmmm, I wonder what straight butter tastes like?" and had a bite?

4. Have you ever fallen asleep with a slice of cheese in your hand? Or planned your life around TV when you got rid of your DVR? (***double bonus question***)

5. Have you ever wanted ice cream so bad that you left your house late at night with almost no gas in your car and driven around only to find all the places close down in da' hood after 9:00 PM?

6. Have you ever looked at something every day that needs to be mailed and like a year later, still not sent it?

7. Have you ever almost had Taco Bell every day for a whole week? (side note: I WOULD NEVER
DO THAT!!!)

8. Have you ever made a serious check list off ALL things that need to be done and a month later, like 4 of the items are checked off?

9. Have you ever dropped your phone and the screen cracked and you still haven't sent it in to be replaced even though small shards of glass are entering your thumbs because you text too much?

And finally...

10. Have you ever bought cat food at 7-11 because you hate the Price Chopper down the street from your house, over and over and over again. So much in fact, they know you don't need a bag because you will put in your purse cause you are a Catlady?

Now it is your turn to have some fun with friends and quiz them. These are totally random questions that will be very easy to answer. Especially since they have nothing to do with me or my glamorous lifestyle and ways.

XOXO,
Jenn

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