Two Posts In One Week???

Sheer madness!!!!

Some of you will be shocked to hear that I am watching 90210 right now. I can't help it. It's Kelly's birthday and they have rented out the Greek in Hollywood. Who does that? Also, she is dating Colin! You know what that means riiiiiight? Yep. Her demise into the world of high quality cocaine. So many things have happened to that girl through 10 seasons. Sad. Or is it sad I still watch it? I haven't decided yet.

So, since yesterday a lot of important things have happened to me. Like I did laundry and I ate Subway. I watched Dance Moms too. Best.show.ever. I have decided that I am going to have children. This idea is two-fold. First, I would like to dress them in adorable clothes and parade them around. Similar to Toddlers and Tiara's but no glitz. Second...well now I can't seem to remember my second reason. I had it earlier....oh yeah! Now I remember! I want to have kids so I can enroll them into the Abby Lee Miller School of Dance so I can be on TV. Those moms dress so fancy. It is time that show got a good dose of fat pants and housecoats. So. Those are the reasons for me to give the birth. Yes. You read that right...give the birth. It sounds more eventful by adding "the" in there. Maybe someone else can give the birth for me and I will just take the kids afterwards...like when they are 2 years old. Ok. Nevermind, I have decided to not have kids.

Instead of having kids, I am going to start a business of styling reality TV stars. That way I can work fat pants and housecoats into rotation and if they have kids...I can dress them up too. Glad I talked this out with you. I was about to go get preggers. That is all.