Why Can't I Stop Eating Taco Bell This Week?

Also, why do I always forget I have a blog? What the hell is wrong with me? Don't answer this question. So, if you ever look at my Facebook page, you will know that I joined a gym. Planet Fitness. They serve delicious pizza the first Monday of the month. Do I know how to pick a gym, or what??? What I like most about this gym is the "no judgment" crap written all over the walls. I say this with sarcasm because it is full of 16 year old bitches that think they are superstars. I want to tell them so badly that when they are my age they will have 4 children and saggy boobs. Now, some of you out there are thinking "hey wait, I have 4 kids and look great!!". To that I say: YES YOU DO! BUT YOU WEREN'T ONE OF THE DIRTY TRAMPS JUDGING ME ON THE ELLIPTICAL! I just don't understand it. I have cute hair! Who do they think they are? This is most likely the reason I have had Taco Bell 3 times in the past week. I have not had fast food in weeks. And now I am on some sort of fake Mexican food binge. It isn't pretty friends. It is so much better when you can blame other people for your problems. OK. So it's the teenagers fault I have binged on TB this week. Now, who's fault is it that I couldn't handle a simple juice cleanse? Oh hell, it was those tramps fault too. So...why have I only worked out 2 times this week? That's right...the gym bitches. Do you have anything you would like to blame on them?? Bring it! 


So. Now that I have blamed all my problems on others this past week...TOMORROW is a new day for me! I am totally gymin' it up, eating healthy food and drinking. I mean drinking water. Also, a shout out to my lovely friends who have been so supportive of me and my working out and changing eating habits. I LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN YOU KNOW! 


XOXOXO, (but not to the gym bitches)
Jenn