That's right! I said it out loud! Life would be soooo different. I would have already come with the accessories I needed to function. When you already have a pink corvette and a freaking townhouse PAID FOR...you CAN go out all night with Ken, drink champange and dance!
When I was a kid I played Barbies all the time. When friends would come over to play, it added a whole new element! Barbie "the drunk", Barbie "knocked up", Barbie "drunk AND knocked up". Sometimes we just threw them into the trees to see how many branches she would hit before coming down. If you live at 1014 Northview, Olathe KS, CAN YOU CHECK YOUR TREES FOR PEACHES AND CREAM BARBIE, PLEASE??? And then there was that one time when I was playing and my friends came over. Not weird you say? I was in 10th grade. Don't laugh, once I told them what was going on in the Living Room they joined in and we played for hours! You want to talk about jacked up story lines, play Barbies as an teenager!
Now that I am 28 (again), I think all girls should dream to be Barbie. She is smart, rich, famous, and can pretty much do anything! Hmmmm, now that I think about it, I hate her! Barbie needs a good scandal! Think of the drama we could stir up for her! Skipper, not really Barbie's sister but HER DAUGHTER!!!! Ken cheated AGAIN??? Pop that bastards legs right off!!!! Repo man comes to take the corvette! We always thought Barbie owned that car...but due to her drug habit she took a title loan out on it. Ohhhh Barbie, such good memories!
Ok, gotta go, working on a new Cat Lady Barbie. She comes with her own housecoat, a pack of Virginia Slims and 24 cats!
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