Blogging is hard work when you are lazy. It's not like I am really lazy, lazy. I just find myself torn between doing nothing or being creative during my free time. Now that I have turned 28, or 38, whatever...it is time to put forth the effort. Exercise daily: CHECK. Be truthful in what I want in life right at this moment: CHECK. Get a car without an oil leak: WORKING ON IT. Write more: CHECK. Don't confuse that one with writing more checks. I have decided this is the year I do everything I was meant to do with my life. For reals. I don't want to end up like Lil' Romeo, rapping commercials for ICDC College.
So here are a few things I have learned during my years on this planet. Enjoy!
*Country music isn't that bad.
*You have to work really hard to make the changes you need in your life.
*If you love something...take it all in. Live it, have fun with it and learn from it. Let it touch your soul. Then make everyone else love it.
*When you come home late at night and haven't eaten, stay away from the cheese.
*I have had several jobs. None will every come close to the awesomeness of being a Nanny.
*If you have several cats, people will call you a catlady. It's OK. You know you are really Cat Woman and that Batman is an excellent kisser.
*Cream Cheese is a gift from Jesus.
*Every coat you buy will collect cat hair.
*It is OK to lay in bed and watch TV all day. We're grown! We do what we want!!!
*Being single...not a bad thing.
*Hashtag the shit out of everything. #yolo
*Finding the perfect mascara takes dedication. That being said, Max Factor 2000 Calorie shade Black Noir. Use it or just buy me some. I am out.
*Go see Yo Gabba Gabba Live
*The people that deserve to be in your life are the ones that love you no matter what. All the rest...kick 'em to the curb.
*Cleaning is cheaper than therapy.
*Write shit down, cause sometimes you forget.
*Listen to kids. The will tell you the truth.
*Music is my boyfriend. And he should be yours.
*Always watch SNL. Live.
*If you think something or someone is sketch...you are probs right.
*Always be there for your friends. They are the loves of your life.
*You should always go shopping before a big storm hits. If you don't, you will be dining at 7-11.
*Love. Always.
*Don't be afraid to speak the truth. It is way easier.
*Order Fried Pickles every time you see it on the menu.
*Richard Simmons is amazing. If you don't know anything about him...look him up.
*Bacon wrapped, Feta cheese stuffed chicken breast are about the closest thing to heaven on earth.
*Smokey eyes are everything.
*Blue Cheese is also a gift straight up from the Lord.
*Take care of your skin. Yes mom, you were right.
*Maybe it's unhealthy to love food. WTF did I just type???
*Watching a Wife Swap Marathon on a Sunday whilst eating Cream Cheese is a good thing. Do it at least once. If they quote the Bible while you are eating Jesus' gift...well HOT DAMN, it's church!!!
*Always go to Comic-Con.
*Michael Phelps will always be the one that got away. I mean we never dated but I assume he's a keeper.
*Never be afraid to sing all the words to every Poison song. You know you know them. Stop lying.
*Make sure you see every Jason Bateman movie cause he is also the shit!
*Lena Dunham is EVERYTHING!!!
*Jimmy Fallon is amazing and I am proud to say I have watched his career and basically grow up with him. #followyourdreamsbitches.
*Watching Cops still makes me nervous.
*Barbie is still amazing and so is every Beatles song ever written.
XOXO,
Jenn
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