So I am going to start with Thursday. I went to a wrap party. I had just finished filming my new movie...oh wait, I just got my fantasy life confused with my real life. Ok. So Thursday, wrap party, fat wrap party. They wrap you up with natural junk and Saran Wrap. The next part is full of waiting and eating Buffalo Chicken Dip. You cannot really sit comfortably so you sorta walk around the room, praying that you will lose 23 pounds in an hour but the reality is more like 2 1/2 inches. You are then supposed to drink half your body weight in water. That was a bitch. Just keepin' it real.
Friday was next and it consisted of watch Glee on DVR and playing with 2 cute babies followed by WWE RAW WORLD TOUR in St. Joseph, MO. Cute town, but lots of Honey Boo Boo's running around. One in fact yelled at me for looking at her which made me laugh and then she yelled at me for that too. I had to turn away but the fight continued between her and my friend Stacy. I finally hear Stacy say " no! I'm gonna do what I want to do!". That made me laugh which pretty much started the whole fight over again. We made a mad dash to leave shortly after that. Oh, forgot to mention the drive there...EPIC! Wrong turns were taken, exits were missed, traffic was in our way and the ride home consisted of a closed interstate and a ton of bad words coming out of my mouth. Classy.
Saturday I drank an extra large coffee with mad amounts of almond joy creamer. I didn't have to wipe my mouth with the back of my wrist like the tacky lady in the commercial but I may have licked the cup. Just kidding. Not really. I mean hell, I did a fatassbody wrap so it should cover me for any bad food eating the whole weekend, riiiiiiight??? I cleaned a bit and then did my Saturday Night Standing Date Night with my BFF's. All I am willing to say is more Buffalo Chicken Dip was consumed and we threw in Artichoke and Jalapeno Dip for fun.
Sunday I slept in and watched football with a boy and cleaned some more. I also ate numerous times and watched TV. Please don't be jealous of my life. We can't all be as happy as I am...the world would spontaneously combust. That is all.
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