It's Not Easy Turning 36!

Today. I. Turned. 36.

It probably happened some time while I was sleeping. I have no idea what time I was born. It is ok though. I am pretty sure it was the exact time I got out of bed and my back hurt.  Thirty Six.  36.  Thirrrrty Six. It just looks gross. I promise I don't think that I am old. I just thought I was going to be a famous superstar by now. Like Shannon Doherty famous. HAHA! Ok, that was mean. Seriously though....what happened?

I mean it's not like I have done anything to become famous. No auditions, no head shots, no moving to Hollywood to follow my dreams.  I pictured it more like this. I would be eating a taco at Taco Bell and some casting director would come in and say "are you Jenn Edens?" and I would say "YES!" and he would say "the limo is out back, we have been waiting for you!!!" Now THAT is a Lifetime Movie ALLLLL DAAAY LOOOONG, folks! Or, I could be planning some sort of fabulous event and a hot shot from the city comes and BOOM!!!! They are like "who planned this "Yo Gabba Gabba/ Bingo Night" and I would shout "MEEEE!" and I would be whisked away to be a famous event planner.

These are just the odd thoughts that I am dealing with today.  I also was pretty sure I was going to marry either Jon Bon Jovi, Huey Lewis, Joe McIntyre, Corey Haim,  and Leo DiCaprio at some point in my youth. Hmmmmm. That didn't pan out either. WTF???

So. What we have learned from this blog post today: I am 36, I am not famous, I did not marry anyone famous and that Shannon Doherty has a new show on SoapNet. Bitch.