Christmas Is The Time Of Year To Spend With Your Cats!

My blog post today shall have nothing to do with that title! Well except that people keep asking me what I'm doing for Christmas because I have no family in town.  People! My name is Jenn Edens! Watching trash and crime TV is like my second job! Which goes hand in hand with being a freaky cat lady!

Let me just give you a little glimpse into my Christmas Schedule:

1. Wake up

2. Feed the cats

3. Go back to bed

4. Semi-wake up to turn on Beverly Hills 90210

5. Wake up (officially) and put housecoat on

6. Feed the cats

7. Eat some chips and dip

8. Try on some clothes

9. Regret the chips and dip eating

10. Feed the cats

11. Eat some Trader Joe's mac n cheese

12. Dream about being Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Shia LaBeouf and Lil' Wayne's girlfriend

13. Watch all DVR'd programs about murders, dressing small children up and hussying them on stage, and strange addictions/hoarding

14. Go to bed to gain strength to do it all over again Monday

Now, does that sound so bad? No fights, no "what are you doing with your life?" conversations, no children running around actin' a fool, no baking, cooking or cleaning. I'm pretty sure after you read this, you be wishing you were Jenn Edens, unattached mothereffin' ROCKSTAR!